The cat got pregnant again, and there's more kittens now!
And now, a story about kittens...
Once upon a time, four kittens, brothers and sisters, went to play.
You see, there was a brand new adventure playground near their house. Atleast they think it's new, since they haven't spotted it before. But then, they're only 15 days old, and 10 of those days they, like all kittens up-till the age of 10, they were blind. But now, with fully working sight and paws ready to go, they wanted to go play.
After a grueling journey across the kitchen floor, they had finally arrived. It was a bustling metropolis of a playground; flashing lights, whirling noises, everything a newborn kitten could imagine in an adventure playground, it was as if the carnival was in town.
[Alfred] Wow, it's so colorful, all the swirling lights, funny bits of clothing and magic dust.
[Tammy] Funny bits of clothing and magic dust?
[Alfred] Yeah, just look into that vortex, clothes swirling around in a bright white magic dust.
[Tammy] A vortex? You just made that up!
[Zen] Just trust him, he's oldest and knows best.
[Tammy] It's always, trust him, he's the oldest, there's bearly a minute age difference between us, how could he possibly know best?
[Jake] Stop arguing, we've got a whole adventure playground to explore!
And so, they explored.
They played on the slides, even though the slides were difficult to climb, since this playground was a bit dilapidated, so all the little things that make a playground great, weren't necessarily there, like a ladder to the slide.
But there was four of them, willing to work as a team for a moment's joy of a slide was easy enough.
[Tammy] Now, you have to admit, this slide is a bit weird.
[Zen] How so?
[Tammy] Well, it doesn't just end, it goes right into the other slide.
[Jake] Yeah, but that's good, if you get enough run up, you can slide all the way down, up again, and back down all in one go.
[Alfred] There's nothing weird about the slide, if anything, it's just a bit too close to the vortex.
[Tammy] Will you stop using that word! You don't even know what it means.
[Jake] Kittens, kittens, now now, let's not fight.
Zen, thinking of himself as a bit of a tiger; fearless, strong and very loveable, ventured up to the very top of the playground, which from the top seemed as high as a mountain.
He could see all around. He also saw the label on the playground stating, "Washing Machine"...
He told the other kittens about the label, and they all decided to go home, suddendly the playground didn't seem so interesting; clothes, washing-up powder and a spin cycle....
Overall, they had a good fun day out, so who cares if it wasn't really an adventure playground?
[Alfred] I'm just glad the vortex didn't get us.